
STAND BY YOUR HITMAN by Leslie Langtry
Fiction, Suspense, Mystery, Romance
5*****
Blurb: Missi Bombay invents things–fatal flowers, Jell-O bullets, stroke-inducing panty hose and other ways to kill a target without leaving any trace behind. Living a solitary life on her family’s island, she’s a great asset to her family of assassins. Unfortunately, the family that kills together also meddles together, and when Missi’s mom decides her daughter’s life is a little too solitary, she packs Missi off the Costa Rica for an undercover assignment on a low-budget Survival reality TV show. Amidst the ridiculous challenges, tribal voting, and late-night sneaking to the nearby resort, Missi finds herself not only scoping out her family’s latest target, but also Lex Danby, the hottest contestant on the island. But Missi’s hormones get put on the back burner when someone starts sabotaging the show…and Missi is squarely in the sights of the deadly culprit.
THOUGHTS: Oh. My. Word. I loved this story. It’s hilarious! Missi (main character) is so much fun, and I loved Lex, Isaac, Sami, and Missi’s twin sons. The others, not so much, but that was on purpose. Missi’s family (who are all assassins) believe she needs to get out of her lab (where she invents new ways to kill people), off their private island, and meet a man (her husband died 18 years ago). So they enroll her in a Canadian reality show ala “Survivor”. Only instead of a remote part of Canada, they end up on the beach of a fancy resort in Puerta Rica. They can see the resort from their “camps”! But they’re supposed to rough it. The host. Alan, and his assistant, Julie, are not exactly the best people to be around. He gives them challenges that could actually kill them (like wrestling a crocodile) and is living way too high (for many reasons) in the resort. Missi becomes her team leader as she knows the most about how to do things (like wrestle a crocodile). But she does meet the man of her dreams. Unfortunately, there’s a saboteur in the group and she needs to find out what’s going on before someone really does get killed. Oh, and her two sons are there (in hiding) in order to help her out.
I really did not want to put this down. Okay, when I first started it, I was skeptical. A book about hitmen and women? Was this going to be nasty? Nope. Could I read it while eating breakfast? Yep. It’s fun, the characters over the top, the parodies of the real reality show funny, and the setting added to the stupidity of the entire story. It really is a silly look at reality shows and how to do them so wrong. Oh, and the romance – nah. It’s more about the sex than the actual romance. But overall, the story is just something to laugh at.
Recommended.
Thanks to the publisher for providing this ARC. All opinions are my own and were not solicited or influenced by anyone.










